Discover 53 fictional characters inspired by LinkedIn cringe and corporate lunacy.
Like baseball cards - only worse.
Free UK delivery. Written by a former writer for Cartoon Network who couldn't stand LinkedIn anymore. He's very sorry.
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THE BUSINESS WORLD - IN YOUR HANDS
“LinkedIn is not real life. It's a place full of monsters, all claiming special powers and abilities.
A bit like Pokémon.
So I did the only logical thing and spent an ungodly amount of time designing original character cards - inspired by their cringe.
The result is 53 characters featuring misled hustlers, fake mentors and office oddballs. Each one has a Pokémon-style name, a healthy dose of tragedy and absolutely zero social awareness.”
What's in the tin
Anatomy of a Cringémon
Meet three of them
Tap a card to read it properly.
When they're gone, they're gone, much like their last three start-ups.
Buy the tin - £20Questions nobody endorsed
Cringémon exists for the joy of collecting, comedy, cringing, and owning a tiny act of rebellion against corporate culture. Like sports cards, or any illustration, there is no game - but you can of course:
No. It's a set of jokes in a tin. You are welcome to invent rules. Nobody will stop you, and nobody will play.
Yes - for anybody who hates LinkedIn.
Worldwide. Delivery is free in the UK, and usually arrives in 2-3 working days. Everywhere else is a flat charge - roughly £5 to Europe and £8 to the rest of the world, converted into your own currency and shown in full at checkout before you pay. Allow 7-21 days, depending on where you are and how your customs feel that week.
No. All 53 are original characters, inspired by LinkedIn cringe and corporate culture. Nobody's real face, name or profile has been used. Any resemblance to someone in your network is their problem.
You have 14 days from delivery to request a return, as long as the tin comes back in the condition it arrived in. See the refund policy, or just email and say so.
Not of this edition. Once it sells out, that's it.